Monday, October 10, 2005

Factoids

So, I've had my first week of grownup-ness... and I thought I'd share some things that I have learned:
  1. Elevators can be used to take you anywhere.... provided that where you want to go is either up or down.
  2. Hump-day, unfortunately, does not mean you get to ride a camel to work on Wednesday.
  3. When you walk by the Pottery Barn you no longer think " I wonder if they have animals drinking out of coffee mugs in there... and you now think, " I bet I could get a nice lamp in there for my living room".
  4. Canada AM is TERRIBLE.
  5. People attach anything and everything to their belts: Blackberrys, Mobile phones, Ipods, Keys, Key Cards... If you have a belt, then chances are you've got something that you can attach to it... if you don't own a belt, you're probably wearing suspenders and are stuck in the days of prohibition.
  6. "Working for the Weekend" isn't just a fantastic song by Loverboy... it's also a way of life. Did I mention it's still a fantastic song?!
  7. Homeless people aren't as funny as words like "hobo" and "bindle" make them out to be.
That's it. That's all I learned this past week. Although, I also rekindled my love affair with Oktoberfest... I love Oktober.

3 Comments:

Blogger Chris Lahey said...

I don't have anything on my belt! Does that mean I'm bad or wrong in someway? Should I have something attached to it?
Signed,
Confused in New Zealand

October 12, 2005 5:09 PM  
Blogger *marie said...

You've forgotten the most important part of being a grown-up...

...and that is, the excessively excessive number of buttons/clasps/zippers etc. on pants!

Today I tried on a skirt with 3 buttons, two clasps, and a zipper!!

October 12, 2005 7:36 PM  
Blogger tim said...

Dear Confused in New Zealand:
I'm not advocating clipping things to your belt. I'm simply stating that it seems to be quite a popular choice of many whom I pass to work.

Also to note, an extension cord doesn't constitute a belt.

Dear *marie:
I think you may be trying to use a shirt as a skirt.

Dear tdarrach:
you stink.

October 13, 2005 9:46 PM  

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