Factoids
So, I've had my first week of grownup-ness... and I thought I'd share some things that I have learned:
- Elevators can be used to take you anywhere.... provided that where you want to go is either up or down.
- Hump-day, unfortunately, does not mean you get to ride a camel to work on Wednesday.
- When you walk by the Pottery Barn you no longer think " I wonder if they have animals drinking out of coffee mugs in there... and you now think, " I bet I could get a nice lamp in there for my living room".
- Canada AM is TERRIBLE.
- People attach anything and everything to their belts: Blackberrys, Mobile phones, Ipods, Keys, Key Cards... If you have a belt, then chances are you've got something that you can attach to it... if you don't own a belt, you're probably wearing suspenders and are stuck in the days of prohibition.
- "Working for the Weekend" isn't just a fantastic song by Loverboy... it's also a way of life. Did I mention it's still a fantastic song?!
- Homeless people aren't as funny as words like "hobo" and "bindle" make them out to be.

3 Comments:
I don't have anything on my belt! Does that mean I'm bad or wrong in someway? Should I have something attached to it?
Signed,
Confused in New Zealand
You've forgotten the most important part of being a grown-up...
...and that is, the excessively excessive number of buttons/clasps/zippers etc. on pants!
Today I tried on a skirt with 3 buttons, two clasps, and a zipper!!
Dear Confused in New Zealand:
I'm not advocating clipping things to your belt. I'm simply stating that it seems to be quite a popular choice of many whom I pass to work.
Also to note, an extension cord doesn't constitute a belt.
Dear *marie:
I think you may be trying to use a shirt as a skirt.
Dear tdarrach:
you stink.
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