Jodie Foster... you took a while to get here, but you were worth every penny... I don't care what Morgan Freeman says.

So I got a new couch today.

I have named it Jodie Foster.

Also to note. I have been swiffering the apartment today and I have discovered that the most enjoyable way to use a swiffer is by pretending that it is a zamboni and to sweep the floor in the form of an oval... an oval which gets smaller with each passing sweep. What a life I lead!!