good morning america

so i woke up... my pants are filthy... my kitchen is filthy... my soap dispenser has ended up in the bath-tub.... and then there are my shoes. my shoes were taken off my feet last night... it appears that the laces on one shoe decided to tie itself in a knot.

i like the fact that drunk tim has no time for knots in shoe-laces... he's got business to attend to. he has got to hit the hay. that's his mission.

honestly, it takes about 5 seconds to get the knot out of shoe-laces. it's not like drunk tim is trying to untangle christmas lights.

its a shoe-lace!

he leaves that job for hung-over tim.

man, drunk tim is a dick to hung-over tim.