Glory Days. They’ll pass you by. Glory days.
So last night was a Thursday, and I went out drinking. A pretty common occurrence over the last 6 years or so... the difference now being that I have to go to work when i wake up in the morning.
It seems that Drunk Tim is growing up because after my evening of pints followed by d-mailing I not only had the sense to set my alarm, but to also set the coffee maker – no small feat considering that it not only involves setting, but also filling with water and coffee grinds.
Hootenany.
It seems that Drunk Tim is growing up because after my evening of pints followed by d-mailing I not only had the sense to set my alarm, but to also set the coffee maker – no small feat considering that it not only involves setting, but also filling with water and coffee grinds.
Hootenany.
posted by tim at 7:08 AM
1 Comments:
How much would it cost to invite you to one of my parties. I am throwing a party here in Sarnia, and I need a drunk guy who will get the party going. Me and my yuppie friends just don't know how to party like you. But stay away from my girlfriend Dayna, or I will kill you.
That is all,
If you accept this party offer, you will get $200 for your appearance.
PPS You must also pour molson beer all over you at the party and than run outside with your shirt off, yelling at passing cars (feel free to moon also).
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