Things Bears Like:

1. Honey.
2. Berries.
3. Referring to Berries as "Bearies".
4. Inspecting garbage for delicious Bearies.
5. Inspecting garbage for delicious garbage.
6. Listening to Billy Joel music.
7. Laughing at people who dress their dogs in people clothes. You wouldn't catch a bear in people clothes... Unless it was a Billy Joel "Glass Houses" T-shirt.