Things Bears Like:
- Honey.
- Berries.
- Referring to Berries as "Bearies".
- Inspecting garbage for delicious Bearies.
- Inspecting garbage for delicious garbage.
- Listening to Billy Joel music.
- Laughing at people who dress their dogs in people clothes. You wouldn't catch a bear in people clothes... Unless it was a Billy Joel "Glass Houses" T-shirt.
posted by tim at 8:36 PM
10 Comments:
you son of a bitch.
let me tell you something: as a bear, i hate conference calls. there is nothing less fun than holding a tiny shitty phone in my giant bear claws, listening to people talk about ridiculous things. of course, i could easily lose it and crush all involved, as the conference call is often held in an office building in the woods. so i'll just lose it, completely, if i need to, eat the various birds and fishes involved in the call. but of course, i don't, because i need the money to buy blueberries. probably the worst part is that none of us speak the same language. the birds tweet, the fish scream, the raccoons chitter, the squirrels wail and so on so forth. i simply roar into the the phone, much like the bear that threatened anthony hopkins and the other human in "the edge". or even the child's movie, "the bear", whom i once met.
nonetheless, i do love garbage.
Your constant support for the pro-bear agenda is sickening. Bears threaten are way of life, and a stand must by taken.
"are" is not a possessive pronoun.
i'm sorry anonymous... i seem to have lashed out in anger with my reply...
it's just tough when you decide write a post on such a controversial issue... you know you're going to take heat over it, but you can never really prepare yourself for the backlash.
That's the best you can do? Insult my grammer? Yes I got the word wrong, because I was so flustered with your post. The bears need to be stopped. You hippie-tree-huggers make light of bears, yet if you were ever face to face with one you would see what they are really like (and your position would surely change). Did you ever see Grizzly Man? Live with bears for 7 years and what does it get you, a whole lot of being eaten!
I'm pretty sure being retarded got Timothy Treadwell eaten by that bear... or maybe it was not getting the part of Woody Boyd on Cheers.
Bears are notorious for their love of Woody Harrelson.
So you are one of those self hating humans are you? A man gets eaten by a bear and it's the man's fault. When will you learn that the bears are just vicious animals biding their time as they prepare for world domination. When will this worl wake up!
Oh, and of course the bears like Woody Harrelson. Doping up the population with the reefer is part 1 in their 434-part plan of world domination, and Woody's constant campaigning is playing right into their hands!
this anonymous is getting on my nerves... anonymous really has nothing funny to say so I suggest anonymous either A) stops posting stupid things or B) tells who they are so we can really make fun of them or C) stop using "are" when you mean "our" come now that is basic first grade stuff, or are you in first grade?? or D) stop posting because you are annoying me with you silly comments about bears, perhaps you are a bear or want to be a bear, or simply want to have sex with bears, anyway you look at it stop posting stupid things
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